The Wedding Photographer
Let me get this straight: I am not a wedding photographer; I only take photos of them taking photos of weddings. It’s a meta thing. To the left, if you haven’t guessed, is the photographer. To the right, Janine the Bride. Or vice versa, if you’re dyslexic or da Vinci. Or in another world entirely, looking through Alice in Wonderland’s mirror. Whatever. I have an open mind. For all I know, in a parallel universe somewhere, brides wear black pants…