How To Make Alien Barbecue
The ingredients are the following: Aliens—lots of them, in the masthead and on holidays. Mondegreens—because with aliens, there is often a lot of miscommunication through mishearing, mistranslation, and Miss Malaprop-ism. Life Lessons—learned with the proper mangling of proverbs, idiomatic speech, and famous quotes, yet another by-product of alien mis-communication. Photography—that we may document our world, to show to the aliens. Fauxtography—that we may document their world and our interactions with the alien life form, since regularly photography has been yet…