Don’t Say “Fuck” in Front of the K – I – D – S
I’ve developed a rather nasty habit of cursing after a sneeze. I’m not sure when I started doing it, but when in public I’ve had to make a real effort to keep my mouth shut after violently expelling the air from my sinuses. Otherwise, people hear: Ah, CHOO-fuck! I can only guess that it’s because the sneezes take me so by surprise and with such a heaving force that I’m like a pilot in a plane about to crash—usually the…