Why isn’t there a Call It In feature in WordPress? It should be right next to the Write feature, and it should have pre-written stuff—lorem ipsum blah blah blah. I’m working on stuff that’s due or that will soon be due, so either I regret having made a resolution to blog more regularly, or I regret failing to keep that resolution. There appears to be no way to escape regret, so here I am. I worked on four things today….
I acquired a new skill this year. I learned how to solve Rubik’s Cube. The first time I did it in front of H.E., he thought I was a genius and said, staring pointedly at my little Sudoku machine, “Oh, great. Yet another thing you can get obsessive about.” He was impressed though, and actually, so was I. As a kid growing up in the ’80s, I used to have a Rubik’s Cube, but I was never able to solve…
I’ve developed a rather nasty habit of cursing after a sneeze. I’m not sure when I started doing it, but when in public I’ve had to make a real effort to keep my mouth shut after violently expelling the air from my sinuses. Otherwise, people hear: Ah, CHOO-fuck! I can only guess that it’s because the sneezes take me so by surprise and with such a heaving force that I’m like a pilot in a plane about to crash—usually the…
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. I’m talking about breaking the rules, the norm, the convention of pretty much anything. If they’re broken with a lot of savvy, yeah, it could lead to a whole new level of craft, but more often than not, the people breaking the rules are just plain ignorant or simply full of themselves. Case in point: MSNBC. They started doing this new-fangled thing, I guess to “up” their coolness factor, and it involved…
I can’t let this day pass by without updating my blog, and I haven’t had a chance to write anything, so here’s another sampling of my daily doodles. This first item is a bag of potpourri which I bought in Rhode Island the day after Minnie’s wedding. Somehow the communication lines got crossed between me, Minnie, and Nikki, so I ended up spending the time I had before my flight all by myself. I walked to the local shop, took…