The Girl with the Bodacious Tits

The Girl with the Bodacious Tits

The girl with the bodacious tits, She’s really got a mordacious wit. She has it all, and she has it good. She gives the guys a full Hollywood. Guts and glamour, full of humor, Doesn’t condescend to rumor. Sexy and enticing ass, Yet still maintains some style and class. Tons of hobbies. Lifestyle’s great. Fun and laughter on a date. Lots of interests, talents too. Doesn’t put on too much goo. Kind and caring, sometimes daring, Always asks you how…

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What I’m Doing in Social Media

What I’m Doing in Social Media

Careers in social media exist now. I saw how big they were in my job hunt and thought perhaps my background in blogging could get me a position somewhere managing a company’s social media accounts. Nope. Big nope. Never mind my years of experience creating content for this blog, since before 2000, a wide and deep range of creative and original content that regularly engaged readers and prompted them to interact and participate. Never mind my ability to build an…

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Unexpected House Guest

Unexpected House Guest

Lyrics and Music by April Martinez Verse 1 – (Em, Em, B7, Em, Em, Em, B7, Em) October thirty-one, the kids are all just having fun In costumes and in groups outside the house out on the street. They’re laughing, talking, and they’re knocking on the door Of every house; they’re holding bags and calling out, “Hey, trick or treat!” Verse 2 Yet at my house, the lights are out. I scream and shout, But no one hears me crying….

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By the Way, I Forgot To Mention…

By the Way, I Forgot To Mention…

I don’t think I ever mentioned it on this blog, but in January of this year I published a coloring book called Patterns: A Coloring Book. If you’re into coloring for stress relief, go buy it, try it out, and let me know what you think. I created it all from scratch on Illustrator. Share this post: