A Common Woman’s Complaint That I Just Don’t Have

A Common Woman’s Complaint That I Just Don’t Have

I sometimes think I’m not really a woman. Not only am I not into shopping or cosmetics, but I simply don’t care whether or not a man leaves the toilet seat up or down. I know women are supposed to hate when a man leaves the seat up and are always complaining about it, but it just doesn’t bother me at all. I mean, H.E. has to lift the seat up every time he goes, so why shouldn’t I have to put it down before I go? Do most women find that so hard to do or what?

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6 thoughts on “A Common Woman’s Complaint That I Just Don’t Have”

  1. LOL! Nah, it doesn’t bother me unless its one of those in the middle of the nighter’s. I don’t turn on lights so it’s a bit of a shock finding yourself sitting on the cold rim LOL. Mind you, sometimes he gets it in his head to put the seat & lid down. Now that’s cold! LOL

  2. I spent the first 10 years of my life in a country where you’re lucky if the public toilet flushes let alone have a seat. So no, it doesn’t bother me. 😀

  3. What you’re doing is fair. I leave it down when I get done, and obviously, he has to put that lid up. What’s funny is when I wash after #2, and I forget to wipe the lid dry. Then, when he has to do #2 in the dark, and sit on wet seat.

  4. Oh, yeah, the lid. I forgot to even mention it. I always put the lid down when the toilet’s not in use — mostly a “just in case” measure to make sure nothing falls in the bowl. So even if I had no man in my life, I have to put something up or down before or after I do my business.

    Hm. That must be why I don’t complain.

  5. “April Says: …I always put the lid down when the toilet’s not in use…”

    Thus I have never fallen in…

    (She was tired, stuck for something to write, and came up with this one very late. I do like the photo of the giant IUD statue she ran later though…)

    Seat Mate

  6. Somehow I can’t picture you falling in the toilet regardless of whether or not I close the lid. 🙂

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