Important News

Important News

April: If I needed you to do it, would you be able to put together a press conference for me?

H.E.: Yeah, that’s easy. Why?

April: I have something to announce, and I figure a press conference is the best way.

H.E.: Sure. You can count on me. What are you going to … ?

April: I’m going to reveal that I, too, could be the father to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, and I will submit my DNA for the paternity test.

H.E.: Oh … okay.

April: The chances are pretty good, don’t you think?

H.E.: Well, you’re just as likely to be the father as Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor is, that’s for sure.

April: See? I thought so.

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