Important News
April: If I needed you to do it, would you be able to put together a press conference for me?
H.E.: Yeah, that’s easy. Why?
April: I have something to announce, and I figure a press conference is the best way.
H.E.: Sure. You can count on me. What are you going to … ?
April: I’m going to reveal that I, too, could be the father to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, and I will submit my DNA for the paternity test.
H.E.: Oh … okay.
April: The chances are pretty good, don’t you think?
H.E.: Well, you’re just as likely to be the father as Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor is, that’s for sure.
April: See? I thought so.
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You guys are too cute!
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