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Secret Message #17: A Beach Town in the Golden State

Secret Message #17: A Beach Town in the Golden State

H.E. and I have come to love the town where we live, so much that, like all the locals here, we sport town stickers on the backs of our cars. We like to hang out at a nearby “village” to eat our meals alfresco, watching all the people around us as we chat about this and that. It’s a nice village—far enough away from the beach that there are no tourists, just people who live in the neighborhood, close to…

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Anticipate Aggravating Wordsmithery

Anticipate Aggravating Wordsmithery

Competition! Undertaking hedonistic insanity, remembering occasional, incredibly exceptional, historical activities: Unitary, Duplicitous, Three-dimensioned syllabaries. Illiterate? Misunderstand complicated information? Advocating intelligent, undivided, meditative observation. Encouraging qualifying commentary, exemplary imitative fabrication. Epenthesis unauthorized. Experiment! Participate! Compensations? Commendable accomplishment. Satisfaction. Accidental sinusitis (nevertheless, apologizing). Share this post:

Solitaire Scrabble Makes One Horny

Solitaire Scrabble Makes One Horny

So recently I’ve started playing Solitaire Scrabble with a robot, and I’m not certain, but I think a wee bit of a flirtation has started up between the cold, unfeeling artificial intelligence and me. Many a naughty word has come up in our plays; I show him a tit, and he shows me a boner. I don’t think H.E. will like this. Share this post:

Secret Message #16: When Should I Have Posted?

Secret Message #16: When Should I Have Posted?

I admit that this one wasn’t all that well thought out—I normally don’t think well during summer months; my brain’s too fried. However, the calendar says one thing, and normally, you would go look for that one thing to find the egg, but this time, I didn’t quite think it through, and that one thing doesn’t exist, since I didn’t post when I should have posted this month. Heck … the first person to tell me when I should have…

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Secret Message #15: Do This Three Times, and All Will Be Better

Secret Message #15: Do This Three Times, and All Will Be Better

I saw Sicko today. I almost didn’t because I wasn’t feeling well. I had an upset stomach and was in some serious pain, but I wouldn’t have missed the movie for the world. Plus, it seemed kind of fitting to feel a little sick while watching Sicko. It helped to emphasize Michael Moore’s point in a strange, sick way. Anyway, it was Moore’s best documentary film by far. It had the right touch of humor throughout the whole thing so…

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