Distaff Rodomontade
Dictionary.com‘s Word of the Day today is rodomontade. Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Day today is distaff. Naturally, I had to create a poem out of them. Here it is: The kid next door and his rodomontade Of his thriving business of lemonade Did nothing but irk me, the girl next door, And so I sold jerky to even the score. I also sold cookies and cupcakes galore And various sundries, and even more! This neighborhood distaff CEO Gave selling her…