Eyeballs in the Carpet
…as promised yesterday. And while I’m on the topic of eyeballs in the carpet, that would make a great April Fool’s Day joke, though I don’t know what anyone would use for the eyes. Grapes might be a suitable substitute. They’re a pretty good substitute for many things. I had a co-worker once whose boss from another job would take the ball out of my co-worker’s mouse and replace it with a grape on April Fool’s Day. Not a bad…