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MILF!

MILF!

I still eat kiddie cereals every now and then. I get the tiny travel-sized boxes so they don’t get stale in between my infrequent cereal moods. I guess that’s why the guy at the grocery store assumed I had kids. “Picking up the kid at three today?” he asked me as he rang up my items at the checkout lane. “Uh, no,” I replied, confused because I’d totally forgotten I had the cereal there and couldn’t figure out why he’d…

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Feeling Lucky?

Feeling Lucky?

It’s Friday the 13th. I didn’t realize that until the day was almost over. Anyway, if you’re feeling lucky and you’d like $50 for books, you might want to mosey on down to Annie Dean’s blog—she has a contest celebrating the release of her book. All you have to do is suggest a caption in her comments for the following photo: …or you can blog about it, like I am here, and you’ll be entered in the drawing. Doesn’t the…

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Chocolate!

Chocolate!

Minnie will be jealous. Know what H.E. got me for my birthday besides another stuffed toy rabbit and a little something to finally get an e-book reader? Yep. He got me chocolate! I’ll no doubt continue to live large in tiny pants, but my sweet tooth will be happy. I never used to like chocolate, but when I hit my 30s I became like every woman on earth and grew a set of boobs and a taste for chocolate. I…

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I Tow, I Tow, So Park You There No Mo’

I Tow, I Tow, So Park You There No Mo’

I don’t ask for much in life, but what little I ask, I expect to have. I’d like to own a house one day, but I can’t afford to yet, so for now I rent, and one of the few things I require when renting is my own parking space. Lack of a parking space is a deal breaker for me, so I’ll never rent by the beach, where spaces are first come, first served. So here I rent, and…

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Comment Spam?

Comment Spam?

I had an interesting comment come up in my moderation queue, and I’m trying to determine if it’s real or not. The post is my Matrix stereogram. The comment is this: Not the Wind, Not the Flag Two monks were arguing about a flag. One said: `The flag is moving.’ The other said: `The wind is moving.’ The sixth patriach happened to be passing by. He told them: `Not the wind, not the flag; mind is moving.’ Mumon’s Comment: The…

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