Recently I’ve been invited by friends to participate in many trivia and puzzle games and to take a few IQ tests. It’s funny, but I tend to perform fairly well at these things, but I never feel as if it’s an accurate reflection of my intelligence, or my lack of it. Well, actually … I don’t do that well in trivia, so I can exclude that. My mind just doesn’t have the knack for silly little details like names and…
I have failed utterly in my resolutions made a year ago. I was supposed to have been on the treadmill at least 15 minutes of everyday, but that stopped after a while. I’d be faithful to it until my headaches kept me to the bed, and then when I got better I’d have a hard time getting back into the habit of it. But at least I found out this year that my headaches are actually allergies—sinuses acting up because…
My frustration knows no bounds. I still have many unpacked boxes in the new place, and in one of them hide my Barnes & Noble and Staples gift cards, both of which H.E. gave to me last year. They don’t expire or bleed out via dormancy fees like most other gift cards, but considering they are worth about $200-$300 each, I’m a touch concerned about the fact that I can’t seem to find them. I’m 99% certain that I packed…
As we watched an annoying TV commercial, which was followed by one for an erectile dysfunction medication, H.E. remarked, “Now there’s a missed marketing opportunity.” I looked over at him, and he further enlightened me with the following words: HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin. HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin. HardOn! Apply directly to the foreskin. … Why no one has hired H.E. lately is a complete mystery to me. Share this post:
I’ve been meaning to post more in the last couple of days, but I haven’t felt well enough to sit at the computer for very long. My eyes and head have been killing me, some weird combination of sinus headache and dehydration which strikes me when I’m vertical and which has caused me to miss seeing a meteor shower on Thursday night and attending an annual Christmas caroling party on Saturday night. I’ve been lying in bed most of the…