{"id":701,"date":"2007-12-09T15:54:20","date_gmt":"2007-12-09T23:54:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=701"},"modified":"2007-12-09T15:54:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T23:54:20","slug":"so-says-he","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=701","title":{"rendered":"So Says H.E."},"content":{"rendered":"

“I’ve got it,” he says.<\/p>\n

“Got what?”<\/p>\n

“The perfect medication that will cure everything.”<\/p>\n

This ought to be good,<\/em> I think, but I only say, “Yeah?”<\/p>\n

He continues. “It’s a laxative that will make you religious and cure erectile dysfunction.”<\/p>\n

Hm.<\/em> “What’s it called?”<\/p>\n

“HolyShitWhataHardOn.”<\/p>\n

Cue rimshot.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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“I’ve got it,” he says. “Got what?” “The perfect medication that will cure everything.” This ought to be good, I think, but I only say, “Yeah?” He continues. “It’s a laxative that will make you religious and cure erectile dysfunction.” Hm. “What’s it called?” “HolyShitWhataHardOn.” Cue rimshot. Share this post:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}