{"id":657,"date":"2007-08-12T09:29:35","date_gmt":"2007-08-12T17:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=657"},"modified":"2007-08-12T11:02:40","modified_gmt":"2007-08-12T19:02:40","slug":"big-green-donkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"Big Green Donkey…"},"content":{"rendered":"

H.E.:<\/strong> Are donkey dicks really green, do you think?<\/p>\n

[We’re having a late dinner at a restaurant when H.E. asks me this, and I look at him as if he just sprouted a new head.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> You think I’d know?<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> I don’t know. What do you think?<\/p>\n

[He’s got a mischievous sparkle in the eye as he speaks, and he starts to bite into his turkey club sandwich. Me, I seriously think about the original question and ponder aloud about how the phrase might have evolved.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> Big green donkey dicks. It’s probably a rhythm thing. Big purple donkey dicks doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as easily.<\/p>\n

[All at once, he snorts, pitches forward, and nearly chokes on his food as he tries not to laugh.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> What? What did I say? Big purple donkey dicks? It wasn’t that<\/em> funny.<\/p>\n

[He shakes his head and takes a drink so he can swallow.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> No, no, it wasn’t that. It was the vision of a purple donkey dick rolling off your tongue.<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> Oh.<\/p>\n

[And suddenly, I’m laughing too, only just now struck by the humor. In fact, I giggle at the thought every now and then throughout the rest of the meal.<\/em>]<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> It’s amazing. Gracie<\/a> had six writers, and to you it comes naturally.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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H.E.: Are donkey dicks really green, do you think? [We’re having a late dinner at a restaurant when H.E. asks me this, and I look at him as if he just sprouted a new head.] April: You think I’d know? H.E.: I don’t know. What do you think? [He’s got a mischievous sparkle in the eye as he speaks, and he starts to bite into his turkey club sandwich. Me, I seriously think about the original question and ponder aloud…<\/p>\n

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