{"id":597,"date":"2007-04-23T23:59:24","date_gmt":"2007-04-24T07:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=597"},"modified":"2007-04-24T10:43:01","modified_gmt":"2007-04-24T18:43:01","slug":"how-to-make-alien-barbecue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"How To Make Alien Barbecue"},"content":{"rendered":"

The ingredients are the following:<\/p>\n

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  1. Aliens<\/a>—lots of them<\/a>, in the masthead<\/a> and on holidays<\/a>.<\/li>\n
  2. Mondegreens<\/a>—because with aliens, there is often a lot of miscommunication through mishearing, mistranslation, and Miss Malaprop-ism.<\/li>\n
  3. Life Lessons<\/a>—learned with the proper mangling of proverbs, idiomatic speech, and famous quotes, yet another by-product of alien mis-communication.<\/li>\n
  4. Photography<\/a>—that we may document our world, to show to the aliens.<\/li>\n
  5. Fauxtography<\/a>—that we may document their world and our interactions with the alien life form, since regularly photography has been yet unable to capture them.<\/li>\n
  6. Kodak Moments<\/a>—what are normally captured in our alien fauxtography.<\/li>\n
  7. Poetry<\/a> and Riddles & Games<\/a>—because that is how aliens normally communicate.<\/li>\n
  8. Stereograms<\/a>—because that is how aliens see.<\/li>\n
  9. Tutorials<\/a>—because the aliens have much to teach us.<\/li>\n
  10. Illustration<\/a>—because the aliens have much to show us.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    And the rest is just icing on the cake. Season to taste.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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    The ingredients are the following: Aliens—lots of them, in the masthead and on holidays. Mondegreens—because with aliens, there is often a lot of miscommunication through mishearing, mistranslation, and Miss Malaprop-ism. Life Lessons—learned with the proper mangling of proverbs, idiomatic speech, and famous quotes, yet another by-product of alien mis-communication. Photography—that we may document our world, to show to the aliens. Fauxtography—that we may document their world and our interactions with the alien life form, since regularly photography has been yet…<\/p>\n

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