{"id":579,"date":"2007-03-29T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T08:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=579"},"modified":"2007-05-01T20:30:13","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T04:30:13","slug":"on-other-peoples-blog-controversies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"On Other People’s Blog Controversies"},"content":{"rendered":"

Christ Almighty, when the girls get all flighty,
\nFlinging globs of black goo on the blogs,
\nIt’s really quite amusing to read all the abusing
\nBrought by misunderstanding—what a mob!<\/p>\n

I really couldn’t tell you just in which specific milieu
\nWhere I witnessed all these “screw you” whiny rants,
\nBut I felt it needed knowing, all this ill begotten rowing,
\nSo I penned this pretty poem on my stance.<\/p>\n

And my stance, by chance, is this, I fear: it’s nowhere, pure and plain.
\nI just enjoy the jabs and jigs at blog wars gone insane.<\/p>\n

(Burma<\/strike> Pubic Shave!)<\/p>\n

© March 27, 2007 April Martinez<\/p><\/blockquote>\nShare this post:

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Christ Almighty, when the girls get all flighty, Flinging globs of black goo on the blogs, It’s really quite amusing to read all the abusing Brought by misunderstanding—what a mob! I really couldn’t tell you just in which specific milieu Where I witnessed all these “screw you” whiny rants, But I felt it needed knowing, all this ill begotten rowing, So I penned this pretty poem on my stance. And my stance, by chance, is this, I fear: it’s nowhere,…<\/p>\n

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