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April:<\/strong> If I needed you to do it, would you be able to put together a press conference for me?<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> Yeah, that’s easy. Why?<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> I have something to announce, and I figure a press conference is the best way.<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> Sure. You can count on me. What are you going to … ?<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> I’m going to reveal that I, too, could be the father to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, and I will submit my DNA for the paternity test.<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> Oh … okay.<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> The chances are pretty good, don’t you think?<\/p>\n

H.E.:<\/strong> Well, you’re just as likely to be the father as Mr. Zsa Zsa Gabor is, that’s for sure.<\/p>\n

April:<\/strong> See? I thought so.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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April: If I needed you to do it, would you be able to put together a press conference for me? H.E.: Yeah, that’s easy. Why? April: I have something to announce, and I figure a press conference is the best way. H.E.: Sure. You can count on me. What are you going to … ? April: I’m going to reveal that I, too, could be the father to Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, and I will submit my DNA for the…<\/p>\n

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