{"id":512,"date":"2006-08-01T19:54:47","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T03:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=512"},"modified":"2006-08-02T20:22:03","modified_gmt":"2006-08-03T04:22:03","slug":"the-wedding-photographer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=512","title":{"rendered":"The Wedding Photographer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let me get this straight: I am not a wedding photographer; I only take photos of them taking photos of weddings. It’s a meta thing.<\/p>\n

To the left, if you haven’t guessed, is the photographer. To the right, Janine the Bride. Or vice versa, if you’re dyslexic or da Vinci. Or in another world entirely, looking through Alice in Wonderland’s mirror. Whatever. I have an open mind. For all I know, in a parallel universe somewhere, brides wear black pants and carry cameras to the altar while wedding photographers wear flowing white gowns and take pictures with a bouquet of flowers. You never know. So it’s best never to assume.<\/p>\n

My feet were already feeling less than comfy when I took this photo. Much later, a piece of my skin, the size of my thumbprint and less than a millimeter thick, tries to slide off my the ball of my left foot and leaves a tiny pool of blood in my shoe. I don’t know what it is, but my left foot must like ruining my favorite pairs of shoes<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> Since this Photo Friday’s topic is Portrait, and the picture sort of fits, I added the link.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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Let me get this straight: I am not a wedding photographer; I only take photos of them taking photos of weddings. It’s a meta thing. To the left, if you haven’t guessed, is the photographer. To the right, Janine the Bride. Or vice versa, if you’re dyslexic or da Vinci. Or in another world entirely, looking through Alice in Wonderland’s mirror. Whatever. I have an open mind. For all I know, in a parallel universe somewhere, brides wear black pants…<\/p>\n

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