{"id":454,"date":"2006-02-14T13:34:06","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T21:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=454"},"modified":"2006-02-14T13:37:22","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T21:37:22","slug":"happy-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/log\/images\/20060214-vday.jpg\" alt=\"Happy Valentine's Day!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We had ours early this year because of unexpected events. Hope you&#8217;re all having a good day, whatever you do, but don&#8217;t go around wishing everyone a Happy VD. I don&#8217;t care what anyone says. There is nothing happy about a venereal disease.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which, the two names that sound most like venereal diseases? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.knx1070.com\/content_page.php?contentType=4&#038;contentId=94383\">Vicki Cox<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dick_Cheney\">Dick Cheney<\/a>. I like the sound of Vicki Cox (I listen to Cox every now and then, and they don&#8217;t seem to say much), but Dick Cheney seems almost mortally wounding. 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Hope you&#8217;re all having a good day, whatever you do, but don&#8217;t go around wishing everyone a Happy VD. I don&#8217;t care what anyone says. There is nothing happy about a venereal disease. Speaking of which, the two names that sound most like venereal diseases? Vicki Cox and Dick Cheney. 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