{"id":42,"date":"2002-06-26T21:10:11","date_gmt":"2002-06-27T05:10:11","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=42"},"modified":"2007-04-17T17:46:53","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T01:46:53","slug":"april-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"April Is Here"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t typically do “memes,” but I couldn’t resist this one<\/a>; the results were so off-the-wall and bountiful, I just had to participate. So… without further ado, here’s what I found when I typed “April is” -month<\/b> on Google:<\/p>\n

“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.<\/i>” – Mark Twain<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

April is almost here.
\nApril is now on line and accessible globally.
\nApril is chosen.
\nApril is my religion.
\nApril is the beginning of life.
\nApril is supposed to bring rain, puddles, umbrellas, buds on the trees.
\nApril is mud season.
\nApril is high season for practical jokers in labs.
\nApril is a beautiful season in the Washington Area with cherry, apple and azalea blossoms.
\nApril is the best weather of the year.
\nApril is warmer and better for outdoor events.
\nApril is still cold.
\nChristmas in April is now part of the more universal Rebuilding Together program.
\nApril is what we call our 1964 Lincoln Continental sedan.
\nApril is a woman who springs into my mind shortly after winter when snow is hard to find.
\nApril is a real talent waiting for the right people to hear her.
\nApril is for art and antiques.
\nApril is also a writer.
\nApril is available to chat by speakerphone with any group that chooses one of her books.
\nApril is honoured and pleased to announce that her latest release, “Verchuosity,” was nominated.
\nEnchanted April is a standout in its genre.
\nApril is: award winning nosh.<\/p>\n

“With charming characters, engaging dialogue, and witty writing, Falling For April is lotsa fun!<\/i>” — Elizabeth Bevarly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

April is now making a name for herself with her professional debut as one of the original NWO girls.
\nApril is waiting for the photographer to say he is ready to take the shot, but he took it anyway!
\nApril is happy about her picture partner.
\nApril is alcohol awareness.
\nApril is in mistress’ face.
\nApril is a dirty little girl.
\nDid you know April is… calling all girls!
\nApril is a hard call!!!
\nApril is a good time (to start thinking about flood insurance).
\nApril is where the money is.
\nApril is only $5.99 for the entire set.
\nApril is well on the way to selling out.
\nApril is seeking nonpaid cast.
\nApril is here to share her theatre knowledge with Broadway fans.
\nApril is a member of New York’s Descarga Latina Company (under the direction of Nelson Flores).
\nApril is always ready to help with minor emergencies (like running out of guacamole or finding a palapa to rent so someone can stay a few extra days in Yelapa).
\nApril is lured to tea at his genteel redbrick house Kirremuir, with ‘a galleon sailing in a bubbly glass sea’ on its front door and a vile daschund whose claws scrape April’s legs when Mr Greenridge is kissing her.
\nApril is fascinated by these recent events and decides to track down the story.
\nApril is investigating two cases, that of a vicious cross country serial killer and, eventually, the case involving Dr. Frank’s wife, a woman revitalizing her acting career by starring in sex films (or art films if you prefer) who is receiving very odd, threatening anonymous letters.
\nApril is tied atop a car being attacked by an eagle as part of an experiment by a retired Thrush agent, Gita Vlander.
\nApril is the repressed young wife of an ambitious bureaucrat, the mother of a nine-year-old girl and the daughter of an aging environmentalist…
\nApril is out of her jurisdiction, but her instincts tell her that Maslow is still alive somewhere in the park.
\nWhen April is unable to find the Princess, she dons the “Princess” costume in an effort to get a story.
\nApril is now 7 and has been in remission since 12\/20\/94.
\nApril is 18 and lives in the Philippines. The one with the cheerful, slightly bemused expression. Gets stuck in stupid situations…
\nApril is currently assigned to North Eugene High School.
\nApril is a freshman at the University of Wisconsin, Oshkosh.
\nApril is currently a student of Hawaiian Huna Kane, and looks forward to sharing this beautifully transformative technique in the future.
\nApril is last chance to apply for language scholarship this year.
\nApril is a pattern based language.
\nApril is a relatively small language in which to build multi-agent systems and other distributed artificial intelligence applications.
\nApril is an interior decorator who has run her own business since 1976.
\nApril is responsible for the repair and renovation of homes that are owned and occupied by our low-income neighbors.
\nApril is a national network of rural independent living centers, other programs, and individuals concerned with the unique aspects of rural independent living.
\nApril is one of the world’s biggest producers of hardwood pulp and is part of Indonesia’s Raja Garuda Mas International group.
\nApril is now the only remaining skater from that tough original set of female skaters that was feared by all.
\nApril is interviewed by Steve Gerweck on Wrestling Headlines.
\nApril is featured in the current online edition of AskMen.com.
\nApril is accomplishing everything she wants in life.
\nApril is dental health and the perfect time to talk to your dentist about smoking, and its effect on your oral health.
\nApril is dying.
\nApril is still trying to come to terms with her own grief.
\nApril is going to pretty much do what she needs to do.
\nApril is the devil. She pukes green sometimes, too.
\nApril is forever.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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I don’t typically do “memes,” but I couldn’t resist this one; the results were so off-the-wall and bountiful, I just had to participate. So… without further ado, here’s what I found when I typed “April is” -month on Google: “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” – Mark Twain April is almost here. April is now on line and accessible globally. April is chosen. April is my religion….<\/p>\n

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