{"id":399,"date":"2005-10-04T16:21:15","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T00:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=399"},"modified":"2005-12-22T19:57:28","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T03:57:28","slug":"git","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Git!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"River<\/p>\n

Well, here’s Git, disguised as a little girl and running away from the secret agent assigned to his case, who is in turn trying to get away from the Oireachtas dance competition bouncer, who in turn thinks the secret agent is a pervert.<\/p>\n

It’s actually a really cute story written by G. Allen Wilbanks—great narrating voice and funny as hell. And the descriptive metaphors are priceless:<\/p>\n

Hundreds of miniature, beauty-queen caricatures flashed past me, ricocheting off of furniture, walls, and each other in bright undecipherable patterns. I felt like I had kicked an anthill in some Lewis Carroll fever dream and got caught in the resulting Technicolor stampede.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’ll be in the third issue of Tales of the Talisman<\/a>, if anyone wants to read it.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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Well, here’s Git, disguised as a little girl and running away from the secret agent assigned to his case, who is in turn trying to get away from the Oireachtas dance competition bouncer, who in turn thinks the secret agent is a pervert. It’s actually a really cute story written by G. Allen Wilbanks—great narrating voice and funny as hell. And the descriptive metaphors are priceless: Hundreds of miniature, beauty-queen caricatures flashed past me, ricocheting off of furniture, walls, and…<\/p>\n

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