{"id":36,"date":"2002-03-16T10:14:13","date_gmt":"2002-03-16T18:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=36"},"modified":"2005-09-26T13:48:52","modified_gmt":"2005-09-26T21:48:52","slug":"everything-she-wants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Everything She Wants"},"content":{"rendered":"

He is so pussy-whipped.<\/p>\n

The minute he’s up, she’s at him about breakfast, giving him a plaintive little sound and that 800-number poster child expression with her eyes. Immediately, he gets her something to eat, and he doesn’t even get a “thank you.” Some days, just to be stubborn, he’ll wait for a little bit; but all she needs to do is lurk about and stare at him–almost reproachingly–before he gives in and caters to her needs.<\/p>\n

He initiates all the loving touches. He caresses her, kisses her, gives her back rubs; she either submits and enjoys or pulls away. If she ever initiates anything, it’s because she wants something. Even knowing this, he gets her what she wants anyway.<\/p>\n

She doesn’t do a thing around the house, except maybe make a mess every now and then, and he dutifully cleans up after her without saying a word.<\/p>\n

He talks to her, but he doubts she listens to a word he says. Yet when she talks, she expects him to attend to her. She’s so adorable, he forgives her for just about anything, even for manipulating him–and he knows<\/i> she’s manipulating him. Anyway, it’s not as if she knows any better; in any case, he loves her, and he knows that in her own fashion she loves him, too.<\/p>\n

It’s silly, really, this relationship with man and cat. He is so pussy-whipped, it’s ridiculous.<\/p>\n

Then again, he lovingly compares that cat to me. So in the end, I guess it’s okay.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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He is so pussy-whipped. The minute he’s up, she’s at him about breakfast, giving him a plaintive little sound and that 800-number poster child expression with her eyes. Immediately, he gets her something to eat, and he doesn’t even get a “thank you.” Some days, just to be stubborn, he’ll wait for a little bit; but all she needs to do is lurk about and stare at him–almost reproachingly–before he gives in and caters to her needs. He initiates all…<\/p>\n

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