{"id":298,"date":"2003-12-25T22:34:54","date_gmt":"2003-12-26T06:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=298"},"modified":"2007-07-29T09:57:40","modified_gmt":"2007-07-29T17:57:40","slug":"i-am-a-life-support-system-for-a-vagina-hear-me-utter-a-full-loud-prolonged-sound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"I Am a Life Support System for a Vagina, Hear Me Utter a Full Loud Prolonged Sound"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love amusing myself with dictionaries. Bonus points if you can guess the proverbs.<\/p>\n

1. A shuttlecock in the hind foot of an ape is deserving of a couple in the advertising.<\/p>\n

2. Soon to a place of sex relations and soon to increase in fervor or intensity, cause a husband robust, rich, and skilled in magic or divination.<\/p>\n

3. Everything that’s superficially attractive or exciting isn’t a medal awarded as the top prize in a competition.<\/p>\n

4. Prepare a reward while the glory has a bright glowing appearance.<\/p>\n

5. A couple of toilets is greater than half a one-dollar bill.<\/p>\n

6. The primitive fellow seizes the snake.<\/p>\n

7. Work diligently while the great strength, hardness, or determination is currently popular or in demand.<\/p>\n

8. Carry on burning passion with liveliness of imagination.<\/p>\n

9. Huge desires anticipate in the same manner, form, or degree.<\/p>\n

10. No matter that is newsworthy is suitable previously unknown information.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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I love amusing myself with dictionaries. Bonus points if you can guess the proverbs. 1. A shuttlecock in the hind foot of an ape is deserving of a couple in the advertising. 2. Soon to a place of sex relations and soon to increase in fervor or intensity, cause a husband robust, rich, and skilled in magic or divination. 3. Everything that’s superficially attractive or exciting isn’t a medal awarded as the top prize in a competition. 4. Prepare a…<\/p>\n

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