{"id":289,"date":"2003-12-15T22:47:15","date_gmt":"2003-12-16T06:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=289"},"modified":"2006-12-24T21:10:17","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T05:10:17","slug":"fortune-five-hun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Fortune Five Hun"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought I could never top the cookie fortune that read “All fingers are not the same.” Up until a few nights ago, it was the best fortune I had ever had. It even works in bed<\/a> or out.<\/p>\n

All fingers are not the same (in bed). No truer words exist.<\/p>\n

Then, one night, I get this for a fortune:<\/p>\n

\"Behind<\/a><\/div>\n

And what I thought could not be surpassed … suddenly was. Behind an able man, there are always.<\/p>\n

It doesn’t work, in bed or out of it, and I have no clue what it means.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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I thought I could never top the cookie fortune that read “All fingers are not the same.” Up until a few nights ago, it was the best fortune I had ever had. It even works in bed or out. All fingers are not the same (in bed). No truer words exist. Then, one night, I get this for a fortune: And what I thought could not be surpassed … suddenly was. Behind an able man, there are always. It doesn’t…<\/p>\n

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