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<\/a><\/div>\nBut back to the topic of searching on Google—I’m a little bit dismayed about the search requests people use to find me<\/a>. I’m only slightly more disturbed (and impressed) by the keyword searches people make within my log itself.<\/p>\n Exhibit A<\/a>: People look for terrorists and fake-boobed celebrities (neither of which can be found here); they also ask thought-provoking questions, which I answer correctly; but mostly, you will find lots of hair.<\/p>\n Exhibit B<\/a>: People like to write long notes in the search field, not even addressed to me.<\/p>\n Exhibit C<\/a>: My readers know a great word<\/a> or two.<\/p>\n Exhibit D<\/a>: Uh… this one you’d have to see. I can’t figure out if it’s an elaborate and subtle joke designed to make me giggle, or if the person looking for a certain word actually suffers from it, most especially while typing. Either way, the irony isn’t lost on me.<\/p>\n By the way, have you spotted me yet? If not, you might want to participate in Heather<\/a>‘s Badge Swap<\/a>. I sent her a toon of me, and if you’re unlucky enough to get the badge with my design, send me a photo of you wearing it—I’ll send you a print if you do.<\/p>\nShare this post: My computer was held hostage over the weekend. It spent 24 hours rendering, and at the end of those hellish hours, I was supposed to hand over a thousand words, 6000 pixels wide and 4800 pixels high, with absolutely no cops involved. If I didn’t, then I was never to see my computer again. What a harrowing experience. Anyway, I got my computer back, but the kidnappers were never found. After I post this, I will search for them on…<\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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