{"id":210,"date":"2003-06-01T11:37:43","date_gmt":"2003-06-01T19:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=210"},"modified":"2006-12-22T17:12:42","modified_gmt":"2006-12-23T01:12:42","slug":"name-that-tune-1-24-jump-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Name That Tune #1: 24 Jump Street"},"content":{"rendered":"

No less than two nights ago, two dozen crooks broke and entered into my house. I tried to escape, but they caught me and assaulted me with repeated blows to my skull, using a heavy wooden object.<\/p>\n

“What do you want?!” I cried, but they only chanted instructions at me to turn around, to touch the ground, to do the high kicks, and to do the splits.<\/p>\n

Not only that, but they kept mistaking me for some Spanish lady or some Chinese dancer, I don’t know. And at the end of the night, I was dog tired from all that jumping around.<\/p>\n

What an awful night!<\/p>\nShare this post:

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No less than two nights ago, two dozen crooks broke and entered into my house. I tried to escape, but they caught me and assaulted me with repeated blows to my skull, using a heavy wooden object. “What do you want?!” I cried, but they only chanted instructions at me to turn around, to touch the ground, to do the high kicks, and to do the splits. Not only that, but they kept mistaking me for some Spanish lady or…<\/p>\n

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