{"id":208,"date":"2003-05-29T23:27:27","date_gmt":"2003-05-30T07:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=208"},"modified":"2005-09-27T12:58:20","modified_gmt":"2005-09-27T20:58:20","slug":"odds-and-ends-3-answers-for-those-who-drop-by","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Odds and Ends #3: Answers For Those Who Drop By"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Do it to me one mole time&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nIt looks like I may have to address yet another old post. Half a year later I&#8217;m still getting comments on <a href=\"\/log\/archives\/00000092.html\" title=\"Holy Moley\">my entry about moles<\/a>. Google seems to like it and so sends me mole meaning hunters who are armed with questions galore. Be advised. My fortune book with all that mole stuff is not that comprehensive, and I cannot possibly have all the answers.<\/p>\n<p><b>What answers I do have for some frequently asked (non-mole-related) questions&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nYes, you may copy my layout for your own sites, so long as you use your own images. Yes, I created those alien images that you see in my headers and in some of my posts. Yes, I would be more than happy to create an image like that for you, if you pay me for my time and effort. Yes, you may send me e-mail whenever you wish, so long as you don&#8217;t mention mortgage loans or penis extenders. Yes, I will respond to your e-mail if you require a response, but please let me know if you do; sometimes I send a response that never reaches its destination, and sometimes I respond with only a warm smile and a touched heart. Yes, I still plan on doing [insert task here], but it will take me some time as I&#8217;m currently swamped with work. No, I am not for real; I am all in your imagination.<\/p>\n<p><b>And for questions not yet asked&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nBecause. Just because. Because I said so, that&#8217;s why. <a title=\"A sphincter says 'what?'\">Huh?<\/a> <a title=\"Oh, yeah?\">Yeah!<\/a> To get to the other side.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry I don&#8217;t have more interesting things to say tonight. 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Half a year later I&#8217;m still getting comments on my entry about moles. Google seems to like it and so sends me mole meaning hunters who are armed with questions galore. Be advised. My fortune book with all that mole stuff is not that comprehensive, and I cannot possibly have all the answers. What answers I do have for some frequently&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=208\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}