{"id":188,"date":"2003-04-10T21:59:09","date_gmt":"2003-04-11T05:59:09","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=188"},"modified":"2007-01-08T16:08:51","modified_gmt":"2007-01-09T00:08:51","slug":"do-i-look-a-day-over-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=188","title":{"rendered":"Do I Look A Day Over 30?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t feel a day over 30. Maybe 8 or 80, but 30? Not quite.<\/p>\n

I was asked if I’d rather have Baghdad or my boobs fall on my birthday, and I said, “Anything, just please not my boobs.” So there you go. Baghdad fell yesterday, and you have me to thank. Had they asked me on another day<\/a> to choose between a bunny and a princess, I don’t know what I would have chosen. I hope they never give me such enormous responsibility in the making of history again.<\/p>\n

But I said I would post photos of me. You asked if I celebrated with wild abandon and had the time of my life wearing lampshades on my head. Well… I took the day off from work, and that to me is nirvana better than an April’s-gone-wild photo shoot.<\/p>\n

So photos… yes. But fauxtos…? Not quite yet. My digital crapera<\/a> has been crapping out on me, so to speak, and I haven’t been able to download much of anything except maybe a shot or two of Tony<\/a> down in Mexico (which is really remarkable as I’ve never even met Tony in person and haven’t been down to Mexico in almost two decades; yes, my crapera’s that good, except for the downloading part). So I have to buy an Ex-Lacks<\/a> adapter cable before I can show any fauxtos.<\/p>\n

But the photos…<\/p>\n

I figured that readers would prefer more photos of me and my hair. Since I’ve never shaved my head, the hair is a given, so I thought I’d raise the bar a little and post the following (woohoo!) photos:<\/p>\n