{"id":154,"date":"2003-01-30T23:13:19","date_gmt":"2003-01-31T07:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=154"},"modified":"2006-01-28T11:15:06","modified_gmt":"2006-01-28T19:15:06","slug":"secret-message-5-a-smile-is-just-a-frown-turned-upside-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"Secret Message #5: A Smile Is Just a Frown Turned Upside Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just because I&#8217;m hitting lemons doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;ve stopped hitting me&#8230; but here&#8217;s the big news: I will spend the weekend repeating <a href=\"\/log\/archives\/00000109.html\" title=\"Murphy Hates Me\">history<\/a>, and I absolutely refuse to let it get me down because (1) for the past three months I&#8217;ve lived like I was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.annefrank.nl\" title=\"...as if you don't know who she was.\">Anne Frank<\/a> herself and (2) it&#8217;s become really uncomfortable walking on eggshells around the keeper of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.atsweb.neu.edu\/uc\/s.cassavant\/DanteOut.html\" title=\"Can't she wait until the afterlife to complain? She'll have plenty of oppurtunity, I'm sure, what with everyone else living above her.\">nine circles<\/a>. I&#8217;m light on my feet and very quiet, so quiet I&#8217;ve startled people when they suddenly realize I&#8217;ve entered a room; I don&#8217;t even play music or move around a whole lot after a long day at work. So, how the hell do my footsteps knock pictures off of someone else&#8217;s wall?<\/p>\n<p>I know. It&#8217;s my magnetic personality.<\/p>\n<p>But ohhh, the havoc this has wreaked in my small but already chaotic world. I&#8217;ve learned time and time again that life is never simple; it only gets more and more complicated with each year. I&#8217;ve been looking forward to future days full of idyll and halcyon ways, but each time Murphy visits me, I find myself turning nostalgic instead. Those happy times, I realize, happened yesterday when I was dreaming of today. I simply failed to see it for what it was and never thought to appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>So here I am, appreciating today.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because of these things: (1) however stupid the employees at the local phone company are, even if it takes me the whole day to rectify <i>their<\/i> mistakes, at least I have my phone line working again; (2) however much I hate packing and unpacking, even after only three months, at least I have this opportunity to whittle down my <a href=\"\/log\/archives\/00000110.html\" title=\"...of which I have too much.\">stuff<\/a> again; and (3) however sick my loved ones are, so long as they&#8217;re alive, at least they aren&#8217;t already worse and gone from my life forever.<\/p>\n<p>You see? It isn&#8217;t a rose bush with thorns. It&#8217;s a thorn bush with roses, and aren&#8217;t the roses a lovely surprise?<\/p>\n<p>[You buying this crap yet?]<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, though. Just take my secret message this month to heart and spread it around. I think we all need it every now and then. I have every reason to smile, so if you need one, let me know; I&#8217;ll share some with you.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few to start you off:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i>Smile and feel ten years younger; worry and get grey hair.<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; Chinese proverb<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><i>A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; Mason Cooley<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><i>A fair lady s smile is worth more than a thousand ounces of gold.<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; Chinese proverb<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><i>Better to smile on all that smile, and show<br \/>\nThere is a comfortable kind of old scarecrow.<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; William Butler Yeats<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><i>Without the smile from partial beauty won,<br \/>\nOh what were man? a world without a sun.<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; Thomas Campbell<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li><i>The giving is the hardest part; what does it cost to add a smile?<\/i><br \/>\n &#8211; Jean De La Bruy&egrave;re<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\nShare this post:<div 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