{"id":142,"date":"2002-12-28T21:39:10","date_gmt":"2002-12-29T05:39:10","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=142"},"modified":"2007-07-23T22:18:35","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T06:18:35","slug":"sound-bites-from-a-day-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=142","title":{"rendered":"Sound Bites from a Day with Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

While driving in a parking lot, about to go past an SUV backing heedlessly out of its spot…<\/i>
\nApril:<\/b> [gasps] Don’t pull out! We’re coming!
\nHE:<\/b> [chuckles]
\nApril:<\/b> What? What’d I miss?
\nHE:<\/b> [shakes his head]
\nApril:<\/b> Did I say something fu— [suddenly closes eyes, drops jaw, shakes head ruefully] Oh, I see. Don’t pull out. We’re coming.<\/i> Very funny, ha, ha.<\/p>\n

While reading an event announcement underneath the SeaPort sign…<\/i>
\nApril:<\/b> [squinting as she reads] PUSSY EAT LOUNGE… DIRTY VEGAS NEW… YEARS EVE… [shakes head] Oh, wait a minute… PUSSY CAT<\/i> LOUNGE… DIRTY VEGAS NEW… YEARS EVE…
\nHE:<\/b> [laughs hysterically]
\nApril:<\/b> [indignant] What? It looked like an E! I swear!<\/p>\n

I just love the taste of my foot. Really, I do.<\/p>\nShare this post:

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While driving in a parking lot, about to go past an SUV backing heedlessly out of its spot… April: [gasps] Don’t pull out! We’re coming! HE: [chuckles] April: What? What’d I miss? HE: [shakes his head] April: Did I say something fu— [suddenly closes eyes, drops jaw, shakes head ruefully] Oh, I see. Don’t pull out. We’re coming. Very funny, ha, ha. While reading an event announcement underneath the SeaPort sign… April: [squinting as she reads] PUSSY EAT LOUNGE… DIRTY…<\/p>\n

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