{"id":1063,"date":"2016-10-07T09:00:03","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T17:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2016-10-06T12:30:42","modified_gmt":"2016-10-06T20:30:42","slug":"the-girl-with-the-bodacious-tits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aprilgem.com\/log\/?p=1063","title":{"rendered":"The Girl with the Bodacious Tits"},"content":{"rendered":"

The girl with the bodacious tits,
\nShe’s really got a mordacious wit.
\nShe has it all, and she has it good.
\nShe gives the guys a full Hollywood.<\/p>\n

Guts and glamour, full of humor,
\nDoesn’t condescend to rumor.
\nSexy and enticing ass,
\nYet still maintains some style and class.<\/p>\n

Tons of hobbies. Lifestyle’s great.
\nFun and laughter on a date.
\nLots of interests, talents too.
\nDoesn’t put on too much goo.<\/p>\n

Kind and caring, sometimes daring,
\nAlways asks you how you’re faring.
\nHonest, curious, rarely furious,
\nEasygoing and never spurious.<\/p>\n

Brainy, ballsy, needs no falsies;
\nParents look great, have no palsy;
\nShe’ll age well and never bore you,
\nAnd if you’re worthy, she’ll adore you.<\/p>\n

“Gotta have her,” guys all clamor.
\nThose rejected curse, “Well, damn her!”
\nShe’ll be picky, guaranteed,
\nShe knows how to spot and weed.<\/p>\n

Plenty of options for a girl like this.
\nYou’ll need more than a magic kiss.
\nBe like her, a worthy prize,
\nAnd she will choose you, for she is wise.<\/p>\n

-copyright 2016 April Martinez<\/p>\nShare this post:

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The girl with the bodacious tits, She’s really got a mordacious wit. She has it all, and she has it good. She gives the guys a full Hollywood. Guts and glamour, full of humor, Doesn’t condescend to rumor. Sexy and enticing ass, Yet still maintains some style and class. Tons of hobbies. Lifestyle’s great. Fun and laughter on a date. Lots of interests, talents too. Doesn’t put on too much goo. Kind and caring, sometimes daring, Always asks you how…<\/p>\n

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