Big Green Donkey…
H.E.: Are donkey dicks really green, do you think? [We’re having a late dinner at a restaurant when H.E. asks me this, and I look at him as if he just sprouted a new head.] April: You think I’d know? H.E.: I don’t know. What do you think? [He’s got a mischievous sparkle in the eye as he speaks, and he starts to bite into his turkey club sandwich. Me, I seriously think about the original question and ponder aloud…