Hee! Go here and scroll down a ways; these are comments that people made on the topic of SEX, with the most recent comment being on top [ooh, sounds kinky]. Anyway, I’m the one who posted: According to my driver’s license, I failed in that subject. Right above it [therefore, right after I posted], someone added: According to my drivers license I mastered that subject. …which just tickles me pink to no end. Hm, I wonder who posted it. Hell,…
Actual: “I can’t believe it’s not butter.” April: “I can’t believe it’s snot butter.” Actual: “Fuggedaboutit.” [New York way of saying “Forget about it.”] April: “Fuck Ed about it.” I can’t escape it. Whether I hear it or read it, my mind will pervert it. It does me no good to have it encouraged either. There are days of the month, for instance, when I’ll be in pain, and I’ll complain of menstrual cramps. The last thing I need is…
Appearances can be deceiving. Take, for instance, Mike Tyson—ear-biting rapist who boxes. He’s a menacing, grimacing, muscle-bound meat-head you don’t ever want to meet in a dark alley alone. Yet when he opens his mouth, you’d swear it was Dr. Evil’s Mini-Me talking. With a voice like that it’s no wonder he went into boxing; he had to defend himself against those who assumed he was as mousy as his voice. Key lesson? Never assume. I used to work as…
They call it rough draft for these reasons: Different wardrobes, different seasons. First cut’s yours and yours alone; The second’s shared once it’s been honed; Third and fourth, and even fifth, Others help us with the “lift.” The final’s printed, posted, published— To be seen, so please no rubbish. Spelling’s good, and grammar’s great; Structure scores a 9.8… But keep an eye out; don’t be vague, Lest you write this: Killed by plaque. As originally seen here. Share this post:
It’s been brought up at least a couple of times now: Why don’t you have comments enabled on your site? Good gawd. First of all, it’s news to me that anyone actually reads this, let alone wants to comment on it. I’ll admit that I’ve considered adding the comments feature and argued with myself that I didn’t need the hassle. Yes, the hassle. When you put an interactive feature on your site, you add the need to moderate it, and…