Getting Ready for the 2005 Holidays

Getting Ready for the 2005 Holidays

Traditionally, Thanksgiving weekend is the official start of the holidays. That’s when you see Christmas “stuff” sold in stores, advertised in magazines, and mentioned on TV and in radio. But every year, it seems as if they keep moving Thanksgiving weekend, the official start of the holidays, closer and closer to July. Well, H.E. and I are already prepared for Christmas 2005. No, let me rephrase that. HE is. He already gave me my Christmas 2004 present two weeks ago—an…

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Self-Censoring

Self-Censoring

There’s a story I want to tell in all its glory, a perfect Kodak Moment that should be the one by which all other Kodak Moments are judged. It happened some weeks ago, and it involves a humiliating situation in a very public place—pants falling, alarms going off, you know, that sort of Kodak moment. The thing is, I don’t really feel free to tell that story because it involves someone else, and for their sake I’d rather not share…

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Mumbles

Mumbles

H.E.: The hometown in Wales where Catherine Zeta-Jones is from? It’s called Mumbles. Me: Mumbles, Wales? H.E.: Yep. Mumbles, Wales and spits pirates. Share this post:

Travel Much?

Travel Much?

I haven’t traveled much lately, and the last time I went on a real vacation, I stayed at a quaint little bed and breakfast. So maybe I’m a little out of touch with the usual mainstream hotel decor. I seem to remember the little complimentary bottles of shampoo and conditioner, lotion and bubble bath. I remember the paper wrapped soaps, the cute little triangle folds on the toilet paper, and the neatly folded fluffy white towels. I used to collect…

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Learning Curve

Learning Curve

I had to install some new plug-ins and models for my cover work, so I have a bit of a learning curve to get over. Here’s what I’ve done in my experiments so far: I’d show some renders of the Victoria and Michael 3D models, but I haven’t learned to dress them yet, and they are very anatomically correct. Share this post: