Situation #107
I might as well be a vampire. The only bright side is I can sunbathe and I can live without drinking blood. My biggest secret, if I had any big ones, would probably be that I’m over 900 years old. But I’m lousy with secrets and honest to a fault, so I’m likely the object of much speculation among doctors and scientists as I fail to show any signs of normal aging. I hate the tests they put me through,…