Fish Dicks and Cat Shit
Food. Our conversations revolve around it, though we sometimes veer severely off course with the mere quirk of words. He recently served fish sticks of the Van de Kamp variety when he reminisced about serving them to a young girl; she loved them so much she asked him to prepare “fish dicks” again the next day. Little girls — we say they’re nice and made up of spice, but who knew their minds could dream up of such things? It’s…