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Found in My Hard Drive #5: My Sex ID Test Results

Found in My Hard Drive #5: My Sex ID Test Results

Last year I took a BBC sex quiz and found out that the sex ID profile of my brain is completely down the middle. Now, I have no idea if that means my brain is asexual, or if it’s some kind of hermaphrodite—not that I can visualize my gray matter having both a penis and breasts, probably hiding behind the hypothalamus—but I guess at the heart of it, I simply don’t think like a man or like a woman. There…

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Giant Footprint, Little Pawprint

Giant Footprint, Little Pawprint

I’m little by little working on making my ecological footprint smaller. The average American has a 24-acre footprint, and currently the planet has only 4.5 acres per person. So we’re pretty lousy about taking care of our planet. Right now, my footprint is about 14 acres. Compared to the American average, it’s pretty modest. I eat very little meat. I now cook a lot of my own food using fresh ingredients instead of heating up packaged food or going out…

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Slack-Jawed Nitwit

Slack-Jawed Nitwit

If you let him, H.E. can go on and on about how beautiful and bright-eyed I look. But he loves me … so is in no way objective. Because—honestly?—half the time, awake or asleep, I look like a slack-jawed nitwit. If I am lost in thought, in a movie, or in a book, my jaw has a tendency to go slack. It simply drops, and my mouth hangs open as I relax. It’s something often seen in kids as they’re…

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Well I Never

Well I Never

I’m listening to Keith Olbermann as I type this. He’s interviewing someone, and they’re talking about how more people vote for American Idol than they do for the president. That’s just sad, but even sadder is the fact that except for a few short bits they show on talk shows or news shows, I have never, ever watched American Idol. There are a lot of shows I’ve never watched, actually. I’ve never watched Lost, or 24, or Charmed, or Smallville….

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Someone, Please Cover Me

Someone, Please Cover Me

I haven’t posted all that regularly because I’m not a very happy camper these days. Other than the fact that someone I care about hasn’t been feeling all that well, I myself have been feeling rather friendless and a bit sorry for myself. Not something I feel comfortable discussing online, but you get the idea. Then, today… I saw a Band-Aid commercial on TV this morning. They apparently have a new product out that has a touch of antibiotic on…

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